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    Snagg1
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      A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

      He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front
      of the car.

      The driver,
      a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
      pulls over and gets out to see
      what has become of the rabbit.
      Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

      The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
      A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
      sees a man crying on the side of the road
      and pulls over.

      She steps out of the car and asks the man
      what's wrong.

      I feel terrible, ! he explains,
      I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.

      The blonde says,Don't worry.

      She runs to her car
      and pulls out a spray can.
      She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
      bends down,
      and sprays the contents onto him.

      The Easter Bunny jumps up,
      waves its paw at the two of them
      and hops off down the road.

      Ten feet away he stops,
      tus around and waves again,
      he hops down the road another 10 feet,
      tus and waves,

      hops another ten feet,
      tus and waves,
      and repeats this again and
      again and again and again,
      until he hops out of sight.

      The man is astonished.
      He runs over to the woman and demands,
      What is in that can?
      What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?

      The woman tus the can around
      so that the man can read
      the label.

      It says..

      (Are you ready for this?)

      (Are you sure?)

      (You know you're gonna be sorry)

      (Last chance)

      (OK, here it is)

      It says,

      Hair Spray
      Restores life to dead hair,
      and adds permanent wave.

      Happy Easter!!!

      (Why do people keep sening me blonde jokes? Do they think I understand them? ;) )

      #103309

      Snagg1
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        LOL!! This is an oldie but a goodie. TFS!

        #103310

        craftysprinkles
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          ;D ;D ;D

          #103312

          LOL!!!!!
          Happy Easter!

          #103313

          Happy Easter!

          *waves*

          Happy Easter!

          *waves*

          Happy Easter!

          *waves*

          I must have that same hairspray! ;)

          #103314

          that's so cute!

          HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE ;D

          #103315

          lol!!!!!!

          #103316
          Krissy
          Krissy
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            Happy Easter Swirly Sista's
            [img:width=92&height=88]/wp-content/uploads/2014/1303486480_41_FT85852_easter-egg-painting.gif[/img]

            #103308

            lol!

            #103311

            I did a Swirly Easter Card last week..so this is my Happy Easter to you girls It says..May your Easter Baskets be filled with Swirly Treasure LOL …I had it tucked in with a bunch of other cards in the Card Challenge.
            [img:width=600&height=494]/wp-content/uploads/2014/1303501835_409_FT85852_heather_a_hudson_.jpg[/img]

            #103307

            Too cute!! TFS!

            Happy Easter all!!

            #103306
            Krissy
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              BWAHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!! That is the best joke every!!!!

              As for the card?! *eyes popping out of her head* I want it!! That is fantastic.

              "Some cars look like they're going fast when they're standing still. The Camaro looks like it's going to beat you unconscious, put you in a silly hat, invite a couple of other Camaros over to take photos of you, then e-mail them to all your friends and co-workers. Call me crazy, but I like that in a car."

              #103304
              Krissy
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                Wowsers Heather, that is one awesome card!!!

                "Some cars look like they're going fast when they're standing still. The Camaro looks like it's going to beat you unconscious, put you in a silly hat, invite a couple of other Camaros over to take photos of you, then e-mail them to all your friends and co-workers. Call me crazy, but I like that in a car."

                #103305
                Krissy
                Krissy
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                  Heather…beautiful card!!!!!

                  #103303

                  Snagg1
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                    Heather that is beautiful!!

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