April 21, 2011 at 2:31 pm #2646
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front
of the car.
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man
I feel terrible, ! he explains,
I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.
The blonde says,Don't worry.
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops,
tus around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
tus and waves,
hops another ten feet,
tus and waves,
and repeats this again and
again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?
The woman tus the can around
so that the man can read
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(OK, here it is)
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.
(Why do people keep sening me blonde jokes? Do they think I understand them? )April 21, 2011 at 3:03 pm #103309April 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm #103310April 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm #103312April 21, 2011 at 5:17 pm #103313
I must have that same hairspray!April 21, 2011 at 5:37 pm #103314April 22, 2011 at 3:24 pm #103315April 22, 2011 at 3:34 pm #103316
Happy Easter Swirly Sista's
[img:width=92&height=88]/wp-content/uploads/2014/1303486480_41_FT85852_easter-egg-painting.gif[/img]April 22, 2011 at 7:25 pm #103308April 22, 2011 at 7:51 pm #103311
I did a Swirly Easter Card last week..so this is my Happy Easter to you girls It says..May your Easter Baskets be filled with Swirly Treasure LOL …I had it tucked in with a bunch of other cards in the Card Challenge.
[img:width=600&height=494]/wp-content/uploads/2014/1303501835_409_FT85852_heather_a_hudson_.jpg[/img]April 22, 2011 at 10:04 pm #103307April 22, 2011 at 11:39 pm #103306
BWAHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!! That is the best joke every!!!!
As for the card?! *eyes popping out of her head* I want it!! That is fantastic.
"Some cars look like they're going fast when they're standing still. The Camaro looks like it's going to beat you unconscious, put you in a silly hat, invite a couple of other Camaros over to take photos of you, then e-mail them to all your friends and co-workers. Call me crazy, but I like that in a car."April 23, 2011 at 12:23 am #103304
Wowsers Heather, that is one awesome card!!!
"Some cars look like they're going fast when they're standing still. The Camaro looks like it's going to beat you unconscious, put you in a silly hat, invite a couple of other Camaros over to take photos of you, then e-mail them to all your friends and co-workers. Call me crazy, but I like that in a car."April 23, 2011 at 2:46 am #103305April 23, 2011 at 2:51 am #103303
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