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    Ladies – If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop
    in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix-me-
    up.

    Real Women – If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn
    bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I made it and you will
    eat it, and I don't care how bad it tastes.

    Ladies – Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your
    forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    Real Women – Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
    still have the headache, but who cares?

    Ladies – Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
    prevent ice cream drips.

    Real Women – Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
    Pete's sake. You are probably lying with your butt on the couch and your feet
    up anyway.

    Ladies – To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
    potatoes.

    Real Women – Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about
    the potatoes growing arms and legs.

    Ladies – When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of
    the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the
    cake.

    Real Women – Go to the bakery — they'll even decorate the stupid thing for
    you.

    Ladies – Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
    beautiful glossy finish.

    Real Women – Sara Lee frozen freakin’ pie directions do not include brushing
    egg whites over anything, so I don't do it.

    Ladies – If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
    gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

    Real Women – Go ask the very HOT neighbor to do it.

    And finally the most important tip….

    Ladies – Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
    future use in casseroles and sauces.

    Real Women – Leftover wine??

    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail…but, a true friend will be
    sitting next to you saying, Damn…that was fun!

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    Krissy
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      I love this Vicky. I guess i'm a real woman.

      #162492

      Leftover wine??! I was a lady until then. ;)

      #162491
      Krissy
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        Leftover wine??! I was a lady until then. ;)

        Manda, she lost me at the limes and tequlia ;)

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        Krissy
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          heheheh this is a good one

          #162493

          LOL!!! that kind of drinking is lost on me. I haven't had an actual shot in like 10 years….maybe more!

          #162488
          Krissy
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            LOL!!! that kind of drinking is lost on me. I haven't had an actual shot in like 10 years….maybe more!

            I don't do shots, I was thinking margarita's.

            #162490

            Oh! Now those I do! ;)

            #162494

            soooo funny!!! Just love it!!!!

            #162495

            No question I am so a real woman, LOL

            #162496
            Krissy
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              Hahahaha, love it – I'm definitely a real women!

              #162497
              Krissy
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                Damn…. I'm not either….
                Can we add an Old Chick category…..
                hehehehheee

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                craftysprinkles
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                  Meg, LOL

                  As I get older, I seem to be more of a really old woman…

                  Seriously, 30 years ago, I made all cakes and pies from scratch, wouldn't think of something store bought or from a mix. But then, 30 years ago, I had more time to do these things and a bunch of hungry men to devour the goodies.

                  But leftover wine? Who has that?

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                  craftysprinkles
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                    Put me in the real woman category and I am DEFINITELY a true friend!

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                    Snagg1
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                      LMAO!!! OMG, that was good. I needed that. Thanks Vicky ;D

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