March 21, 2012 at 5:53 pm #4466
Ladies – If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop
in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix-me-
Real Women – If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn
bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I made it and you will
eat it, and I don't care how bad it tastes.
Ladies – Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women – Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?
Ladies – Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women – Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying with your butt on the couch and your feet
Ladies – To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
Real Women – Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about
the potatoes growing arms and legs.
Ladies – When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the
Real Women – Go to the bakery — they'll even decorate the stupid thing for
Ladies – Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women – Sara Lee frozen freakin’ pie directions do not include brushing
egg whites over anything, so I don't do it.
Ladies – If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women – Go ask the very HOT neighbor to do it.
And finally the most important tip….
Ladies – Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women – Leftover wine??
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail…but, a true friend will be
sitting next to you saying, Damn…that was fun!March 21, 2012 at 6:14 pm #162487March 21, 2012 at 6:35 pm #162492March 21, 2012 at 6:36 pm #162491
Leftover wine??! I was a lady until then.
Manda, she lost me at the limes and tequliaMarch 21, 2012 at 6:58 pm #162489March 21, 2012 at 6:58 pm #162493
LOL!!! that kind of drinking is lost on me. I haven't had an actual shot in like 10 years….maybe more!March 21, 2012 at 7:04 pm #162488
LOL!!! that kind of drinking is lost on me. I haven't had an actual shot in like 10 years….maybe more!
I don't do shots, I was thinking margarita's.March 21, 2012 at 7:12 pm #162490March 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm #162494March 21, 2012 at 7:59 pm #162495March 21, 2012 at 8:14 pm #162496March 22, 2012 at 11:42 am #162497March 22, 2012 at 12:20 pm #162498
As I get older, I seem to be more of a really old woman…
Seriously, 30 years ago, I made all cakes and pies from scratch, wouldn't think of something store bought or from a mix. But then, 30 years ago, I had more time to do these things and a bunch of hungry men to devour the goodies.
But leftover wine? Who has that?March 22, 2012 at 4:38 pm #162499
Put me in the real woman category and I am DEFINITELY a true friend!March 22, 2012 at 6:35 pm #162501
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