October 20, 2011 at 3:00 am #3679
I just had to share this. This all started from a customer who left a bag in our parkinglot at work. I guess he thought he would get us back for not opening the door this Saturday.. Our office is always closed on Saturdays, but once a month we have to go in and make calls. Anyway I saw him drop it out of his car (yes I was noisy too) so me and my coworker open the door to get the bag. Inside of this bag was about 7 toy large roaches. Guess he thought we would freak out. Sorry dude we have had to clean out equipment with real ones in it (no fun, really gross). So that lead to a thought… I have the noisy I mean really noisy kids. Humm one really hates bugs or any type of creepy crawly. The other just really depends..
So I decided to leave said toys in the bag and take them home. I place them on my coffee table. My dh ask me what was in the bag. I tell him we got noisy kids and I wanted to see which one was the noisiest. He laugh and said what's in the bag and I tell him. He kinda giggles and tries to launch said plan premature. Didn't work.. DS just went on to his bedroom. When kids are being noisy they don't want their parents to see it..
The bag sat on my coffee table for 2 days untouched. I was impressed! Humm maybe they aren't as noisy as I thought. Then low and behold while I was at work last night I get the text!!! Bingo! Text went something like this..
DD: OMG mom!! (freaked out faces)
Me: what now?
DD: this bag on the coffee table has some REALLY BIG ROACHES in it!!!!!!
Me: touch it
DD: H no!!
DD: are you crazy you know I hate bugs!!!!
Me: ya big chicken they are fake! Bok bok
DD: I like chicken
Me: now get your brother
There are somethings money can't buy.. A really good laugh at a yucky day at work PRICELESS!!
I'm not normally like this. But once in a while I do get the twitch.. It's usually around Halloween.. Go figure!October 20, 2011 at 4:24 am #140682October 20, 2011 at 6:48 am #140684October 20, 2011 at 10:28 am #140685October 20, 2011 at 11:50 am #140683October 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm #140686October 21, 2011 at 12:15 am #140687October 23, 2011 at 3:37 pm #140689
Totally love it!!! TFS…. Speaking of funnies..Here is mine…
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was
closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the
younger alien addressed it saying, Greetings, Earthling. We come in
peace. Take us to your leader.
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the waing and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.
Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said
gruffly, Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your
leader or I will fire!
The older alien again waed his comrade saying, 'You probably don't
want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and
opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared
towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a
but, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he
refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked
dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his
big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn
near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
friend and replied,
'If there's one thing I've leaed during my intergalactic travels, you
never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice
and then stick it in his ear.'
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